i desperately need some cream for my unbearable itchy nuts. someone please buy me some cream for these prickly balls…. i cant take a itchiness anymore. sometimes i feel like i could cry because of how bad it is :(((. people are always asking why i’m always scratching down there. they think i actually have bugs in my pants. but no. my balls just itch. is it a disease? are my balls playing tricks on me? we’ll never know. no cream, no doctor, no medicine can fix my itchy scratchy balls. maybe my brother did this. maybe he put chemicals on my balls to make them itch. but then wouldn’t my balls be burning instead? my nuts? my balls? my nut balls? my nut balls are really affecting my life. sometimes, when i’m swimming in a pool, the itch feels like my shorts are made out of sandpaper! it’s absolutely horrid! i’d have to get out of the pool as soon as possible. otherwise, it’d feel like my ball nuts are just going to detach from my body… my beefaroni balls are getting very inconvenient. i used to be able to just do whatever i want. but now it always feels scratchy and itchy. i just don’t know what to do. do i get neutered like a dog and get them cut off?? trust me, i’ve searches on every internet platform about its itchy condition, but every website says that i need to put beefaroni ball cream on it twice a day but honey, i’ve tried that. i’ve tried beefaroni ball cream, chicken ball cream, pork ball cream, even bacon ball cream. i’m telling you the truth when i say that nothing works.