Since the moment Cyberpunk 2077 was announced I have not slept for a single second awaiting it. I quit my job immediately after I could afford 10 copies of the game for every platform and I have maintained sexual abstinence ever since. I have considered commiting suicide due to the multiple delays buy have concluded that I am not worthy to die for the holy grail that is Cyberpunk. When the game released today I was immediately ecstatic. From the moment I booted up the game I climaxed multiple times and continues masturbating to the glory of the main menu for 1 hour, the only thing that stopped me from continuing being playing the game itself. My musty apartment was completely covered in a thick layer of love juice for cyberpunk at this point, but I didn’t have the time to clean it now. I hopped right into the character editor and started sculpting my deformed penis onto the female character immediately. I must say I am not in the slightest regard dissapointed, as after 4 hours I was able to recreate my penis perfectly, every miniscule dick vein in the correct location, every STD and piece of dick cheese from my unwashed cock in a 1:1 scale on my glorious character. I chose the black skin tone and from the moment I started the game I could tell the character I had chosen really made an impact on the game as the sheriff in the first scene immediately beat me to death. Cyberpunk is really a blessing to happen to this undeserving mortal world.