Ideally, you’d want to first perform an enema. Get the rectum sparkling clean. You should be able to insert a finger, pull it out, smell it and lick it with no taste of feces.

Then, you should stuff the rectum with something soft. This affords maximum comfort for all parties. I suggest a nice cornbread stuffing. Won’t damage the tissue and it’s easily swallowed.

Once the rectum is properly stuffed, your partner can slowly push, as if defecating. And defecating they are – except that you get a mouthful of delicious, nutritious stuffing rather than feces.

If you want to add a bit of fun to the evening, use some food coloring in the stuffing! Nothing says romance like eating pink mush from your partner’s anus!

Trust me on this – it’s fun times for all involved.