This is my [NOUN]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My [NOUN] is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my [NOUN] is useless. Without my [NOUN], I am useless. I must [VERB] my [NOUN] true. I must [VERB] straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must [VERB] him before he shoots me. Before God, I swear this creed. My [NOUN] and myself are the defenders of my [COUNTRY, ORGANISATION, ETC]. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.