That’s right, I said it. I do, I hate Shakespeare. I just don’t get it. How a mediocre actor from a measly little town is suddenly the brightest jewel in England’s royal crown? Oh, God, I hate Shakespeare! His plays are wordy, but “oH, NO, tHE gREaT sHAKEsPEaR! ” That little turd, he has no sense about the audience, he makes them feel so dumb… the bastard doesn’t care that my poor ass is getting numb!

tl;dr: shakespeare is an overrated playwright