Nobody would be able to BUY or SELL without the mark. Nobody would be able to TRAVEL without the mark. No company would HIRE anyone without the mark. No hospital would TREAT anyone without the mark. There will be tremendous pressure, but whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST. It links to the allegiance to the leader of the NEW WORLD ORDER. Behind him is SATAN who will have COPYRIGHT ownership of your SOUL.
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[First use](http://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/1n0fce/what_if_instead_of_credit_cards_we_tattooed_bar/ccejw3y)
Okay, I know, not that great. But there doesn’t seem to be any good doomsday pasta on this subreddit (or on /r/circlejerkcopypasta). Not for old-school Revelations stuff, not even for atheist fedoraptures (transhuman revolutions, the Singularity, and/or other such euphoric ends of the world).