Just little bitty balls. The kind that are on those military necklaces. I hate pearls. I don’t mind marbles, but if they’re any smaller than a marble, NO. Peas make me want to puke because of their shape and size.

I have to eat nerds by the handful because if I eat them individually I’ll find one that’s like perfectly round and I just can’t fuckin do it.

I. Hate. Little. Balls.