We called him Big Red.

He always wore a 3XXXL Red shirt and would come in by Public Transportation as soon as we opened on Unlimited Rib Day.

He would bring in his 64oz big cup and request we fill it with our soda because we couldn’t keep up with his refill needs with average cups. We would fill this cup 3-4 times.

He would proceed to gorge himself on ribs over 2-3 hours. He would usually stop for a one time 30 min shit break in the middle of it.

He smelled like rancid ass. Looked just as bad.

I don’t think he was employed and he never tipped.

It was a rite of passage for new servers to have to take him.

This was 2007. I doubt he is still alive.

u/nottagoon