Gastonia was one horny mawf. Its entire life was dedicated to pleasing many lovers, of many kinds.
It was known to reproduce with not only other Gastonia’s but other dinosaurs as well. It’s favorite dino to bone was the TYRANNOSAURUS REX. However, in many instances the TYRANNOSAURUS REX would turn it back on the Gastonia and the Gastonia would do the receiving. Many Gastonia lost their lives to the TYRANNOSAURUS REX because of it’s incredibly large reproductive organs.
Another fault of the Gastonia was its incredibly high sex drive. It would often prioritize sex over food and literally starve and procreate itself to death. There are many fossils of the Gastonia that prove this. They show a collapsed Gastonia that is fully aroused.
Gastonia didn’t only reproduce though. It was also a massive fan of oral procreation. How the Gastonia did this? It is still a mystery to scientists. They hypothesize that it had a jaw different from all dinosaurs that was specially shaped to excel in this activity. It has also been proven that Gastonia did not have teeth. This combined with the special jaw has led scientists to believe that the Gastonia gave the best head of ALL TIME.
This is roughly all we know about the Gastonia and it remains one of the most mysterious dinosaurs to this day.