Anon should start by selling his house, oh sorry, the inflatable couch in his mom’s basement, the RTX 1 baxillion with 888 GPU and piss and cum processor, as he won’t need to jerk off to the highest quality loli hentai anyomre, and the Pepe the frog shirt he has been wearing for the past 15 years and never washed, maybe he could donate it to science so researchers can investigate the growth of bacteria colonies in extremely hostile environments. He then should buy a ticket for a flight to Slovenia, but only to travel on the storage, as the now naked Anon would ruin the flight of all the other passengers otherwise. After that, he should donate all his money to Ukrainian camgirls to help Ukraine defeat Russia, call it the Hoevolution. Once in Slovenian territory, Anon should immediately get lost in the nearest forest, wich should take him around 15 seconds to find, rounded down. From there, Anon must understand that his previous human life is now buried in the past, a past full of degenerate porn and racist 4chan posts. From now on, all he’ll have to do is to get food and find shelter, preferably in a cave. Eventually, no wild animal will dare attack Anon, as he will have gained an incredible musculature, similar to that of Spartan warriors, he will have weapeons made out of rocks, and wear a tunica made of bear fur. Anon is now a healthy man. He’s has grown both spiritually and physically, with very high quality sperm. His old days of pitbull fucking will be nothing but a distant blur. Anon takes a bite out of raw meat.

“Life is good”, he thinks to himself.