*unsheathes Katana*

This is my blade. With it, I tirelessly defend my virginity until such a time as I have won you over with the use of my…

*tip tip*

fedora and superior reasoning skills.

*waves hand at bookshelf*

Do you see these books, m’lady? As a samourai uses a whetstone to sharpen his blade, so have I sharpened my mind.

Soon you will be powerless to resist my superior intellect, you mewling infant. At which point, you will be begging me to embrace you.