Pick your eyebrow hair out. Don’t use a razor. Just pluck them out. Put them in a bowl and grind them into the smallest grains you can manage. Then sniff that shit like heroin. After 2 minutes, reach into your nose and pull them out. Then spit on them. Boil for 7 minutes and once done, eat them. Trust me. After a few hours go take a shit. Take your shit and melt it. Then shove it up your ass. Then vomit it out. Scoop up the vomit and put it in a bowl. Wait for it to dry. Then, garnish it with earwax and tears. Include blood for some extra taste. It doesn’t have to be yours. Now you have a delicious snack for the whole squad!