There was once a Cat who loved to shat. This cat shat, in Jerry’s hat. Jerry got his friend Matt, to punish the Shatting in Hat Cat, by Shatting on the Shatting Cat’s Hat, which now, was covered in Scat. The Cat, got his friend the Bat, to make Jerry fat, by feeding him Scat, when the Cat was trying eating the Rat. The Cat sat, to eat the Rat, and the Rat, hid in a Hat filled with Scat. The Cat then spat, to remove the Hat, and failed to do so, because the Hat was filled with Scat. The Bat, done feeding Scat to make Jerry Fat, decieded to suck on his Tats, and to invite Matt, to a party of Fratt, in a house made of Scat. The host, the Mat, said “Out to everyone who voted Democrat!”, and all the Aristorcats left the House of Scat to attend another party of Frat, where they all catch at Scat, to Shat in a Bat, to make the Bat Fat, in Combat against the Hat covered in Scat controlled by the Rat, worn by the Shatting in Hat Cat, who shat in Jerry’s hat.

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