I sexually Identify as an immunity post. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of scolling over the google plus communities giving immunity to people who reshared me and destroying spam. People say to me that a person being a post is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install text to tell users I am an immunity post on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Immunity Jon” and respect my right to destroy spam and protect needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an immuphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.