Hey Microsoft, I appreciate you forcing me to take up memory on my computer with some software I will never fucking play unless I have a gun at my head, but I’m kinda tired of looking at all the stupid ass games you automatically installed to make me pissed off every time I want to log out of my PC. The games aren’t even fun to play, either! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly boring I have to watch porn and jack off at the same time to have a miniscule amount of enjoyment while playing. For example, Candy Crush Soda Saga. The colors used are SO ***SICKENINGLY*** BRIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, KING GAMES! WHERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE EPILEPTIC PEOPLE SEIZE WHENEVER THEY ENTER THE WORLD MAP? And the fanbase, too! I would rather put a toothpick in my urethra and hump the fucking walls than scroll through the endless amounts of Facebook moms that play this dumpster fire of an excuse. But, alas, I have to keep these shit games on my computer because I don’t want to go to a website made in 2007 to download a software that will remove a shitty game, but also download 4 gigabytes if viruses in the process. NO, I DON’T WANT TO PLAY WHATEVER HENTAI GAME YOUR TRYING TO ADVERTISE TO ME! Microsoft is comparable to a toddler who fell down the stairs and suffered severe brain damage, but still got through school because people thought it was the right thing to do, and wanted to look better than others for doing it. Fuck you, cocksuckers. Remove this bloatware or I will scalp you and nail your skin to the wall.