When I was a kid I thought the word “pussy” was the funniest thing in the universe. Then one day my mom found out that I’d made a Sim City called “Pussyton” and she sat me down and explained what that word actually meant, and that was fucking terrible. She also forbid me from deleting the Pussyton save file until my dad got back from his military deployment so he could yell at me for it too. Pussyton was by far the greatest city I ever made in ANY Sim City game. It was a massively successful metropolis with virtually no crime and a gigantic economic output.