Boobs are overrated, ass is where it’s at.

Butts are actually meritocratic.

You have to be born with nice boobs, but a nice ass can be created with a little hard work and the occasional cheeseburger.

Boobs are classist.

Butt is egalitarian.

Anyone can achieve gluteal greatness so long as they desire it and put in the work

I await your sequel with great interest.