Boobs are overrated, ass is where it’s at.
Butts are actually meritocratic.
You have to be born with nice boobs, but a nice ass can be created with a little hard work and the occasional cheeseburger.
Boobs are classist.
Butt is egalitarian.
Anyone can achieve gluteal greatness so long as they desire it and put in the work
I await your sequel with great interest.