My GIRLFRIEND and I have agreed on a system of Good-Male Points (TM) where I get rewards of acess to her body for every anti-paternalistic, anti-burgeoise activity I engage. For example, wearing a dress to work (I’m a strip dancer) gets me 5 GMP. With 500 I can trade it for watching a movie together in the same room.

Anyway, I have amassed more than 25000 GMP over the course of the last 8 years and we are discussing what this should be traded into. She says a lot of guys would be asking for sex with way less GMPs, and I shouldn’t be so scared to touch her. But I do really feel put away by her presence right now and would prefer to use the points to have her make dinner for me, stuff like that. But if I insist on suggestions like that, I’m pretty sure that would hurt her. How can I get out of this situation without creating suffering for her?