I know Kanye acts like a jackass in public, but it always bugs me when people hate on him. I actually met him before he was famous and he was a super nice dude and really went out of his way for me.

Back when I was living in Chicago my cat had some kind of weird skin infection/irritation/rash or something. I went to the vet, and Kanye was working a veterinary assistant (he was probably around seventeen at the time, give or take a year). I know his family wasn’t rich, but they weren’t exactly broke either, so I don’t know if maybe it was just an experience thing or something his mom wanted him to do for the community, I didn’t ask because he wasn’t a celebrity at the time, he was just some dude at the vet’s office.

The doctor diagnosed my cat with whatever it was and had to remove all my cat’s hair so I could apply medication to the skin. My cat ended up looking like one of those hairless Sphynx breeds. And oh my goodness, she hated being bald. It’s like she was afraid of her own skin. She was rubbing at it and kind of scratching and was just really irritated.

The vet’s assistant (Kanye) looks at her reaction and says, “she must not like being cold,” but in kind of a jokey way, since I think it was more about her senses being fucked with. He says to hold on a second and runs into the back room. The office was being redecorated and they had a bunch of scrap fabric in back. Kanye gets a piece and tries to fashion it into a kitty-coat. Keep in mind this isn’t clothing fabric but the really thick stuff for couches or curtains. He wraps it around her, then ties it loosely so it won’t fall off but won’t be too tight.

My cat fucking hated it and started clawing and biting at it to get it off. She was pissed. I just laughed and said thanks for trying, but I thought it was cool that he’d go through the effort.

tl;dr: Yeezy reupholstered my pussy.