So, you’re debating a christian on Reddit, and you want to know how to teach them that their beliefs are evil and dangerous, but also stupid and make them ashamed of it. You might be wondering what to say to convert them to the light and leave their “faith”. Fear not, as I, EpicAtheistSceptic2008, will teach you to do just that.


1. Teach them exactly what evolution is. Christianity often stems from deep psychological scars and/or years of brainwashing, which may sound hard to deal with, but all you need to do to reverse it is teach them facts. Tell them about Charles Darwin, and how he chooses animals that he likes to live and animals that he doesn’t like to die. This may seem to side with the side of evil (religion), but before teaching them everything about atheism, you need to get on their level and teach everything like it’s some kind of faith. Remember, these people are very stupid and believe in fairy tales and stupid made up people.


2. Teach them about the evils of religion. 99% of religious people haven’t actually read the bible, and as intellectual superiors, we need to teach these evildoers about the bad side of God. In the bible, God rapes, murders, steals from, lies to, cheats on, and makes soup out of thousands of innocent people. He is also very mean and bad and stupid.


3. Insult the fuck out of them. When all else fails, your last resort should be to scream every insult you can think at them while screaming and crying. Make sure to tape your shift key down so you never stop talking in all caps while writing the comments.

I hope this helped! Keep fighting the good fight, hopefully we can eradicate all christians for good one day! 🧬🔬🔭🥼🧪