So.. People know how Diavolo dies infinitely in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. People say this makes everything canon.. BUT! DIAVOLO’S DEATHS CLEARLY HAVE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES! MORE RANDOM BULLSHIT LIKE ‘JERMA JOESTAR’ WOULD BE AN INFINITELY SMALL POSSIBILITY SINCE IT’S TOO SPECIFIC TO OCCUR BEFORE THE INFINITELY LESS SPECIFIC DEATHS, WHICH WOULD ALREADY TAKE INFINITE TIME FOR ALL OF THEM TO OCCUR! GOD DAMN IT! ON TOP OF THAT, DIAVOLO HASN’T BEEN DYING FOR ALL ETERNITY, SO IT DOESN’T MAKE IT CANON! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
Also, people say D4C makes stupid bullshit like that canon.. But! D4C’s parallel universes only have small differences, like Diego having a different stand! They don’t have completely different people in them! ARE YOU FUCKING MOCKING ME!? IT’S NOT “CANON BECAUSE D4C”, YOU FUCKING BRAINLET! PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THE MANGA! GOD DAMN IT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF!