Just got off the phone with my mother about why I stole the car and am admitted into the ER. Until I first came into the hospital I had never told anyone my filthy secret, that being said I am a 19yr male and like to pleasure my rear. It’s necessary I start by saying I’m not really gay, on a scale I’d be like 85% heterosexual, however, I’ve found a dildo and some lube while in the shower satisfies me more than any sex I’ve ever had with a women, only this time I pushed it past the limit and it slipped entirely in, suction cup and everything. I’m currently sitting in a dark hospital room listening to nurses walk by and a ticking clock. They’re gonna send me in for surgery under general anesthesia as we already tried to yank it out while I was on my hands and knees. Yup. I’m going to be comatose with an attractive surgeon digging her fist in my ass and I’m told I’ll likely need an incision so they can push the dildo from my intestine into grip because my bowels have sucked it up too far. I’m beyond anxious but I know the anesthesia will kick in quick enough to snuff it. They gave me 2-3 hours before my surgery which makes it all worse. Looking forward to seeing the comments upon my arrival from sleep and maybe a few of you have had the same problem as I’m told by the doctors it’s more common than you’d think. I’ve called out from work, my mother definitely thinks I’m gay and I’m terrified to be asleep while getting fist raped. But I have to get fist raped or else my shit is gonna clog and exit through my mouth. I highly recommend anal sex, but it’s all fun and games until you lose the toy.

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/mqun93/i_got_an_8inch_dildo_stuck_in_my_ass/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share