As I have seen from other users of this internet forum, a moderator known online as u/MrSoftServe1337 is willing to ban users who change his sexuality to “homosexual”. I, u/iCrafterChips have heard from other users that calling u/MrSoftServe1337 asexual will result in a promotion.

Therefore, I humbly declare that u/MrSoftServe1337 is asexual. Thanks for the attention and I will be waiting to be given moderator status.