My dick is not sweaty and not any dirtier than the skin on my face or arm I touch regularly. If I don’t piss on my hands and it’s a touchless restroom, I’m not washing my hands.

Lol yall are crazy af. I mastered the art of dick cleanliness in my mid-twenties. I have methods to piss cleanly, keep it cool in my pants, and *gasp* I shower daily . I’m no rookie and I receive oral from a goddess on the regular who from the very beginning commented on how she loves that I’m always sm cleaner than any bf she’s had before.

And yes, “goddess” is accurate. We have an alt account with plenty of proof