Let me save anyone reading this some brain cells. OP is a shitposter that writes long drawn-out stories in comments, all the angst and awful grammar of a 14 year old “edgelord” with aspirations of becoming an author included. It’s like tumblr, Newgrounds, and 4chan birthed a Redditor, even though OP is decidedly too young to have used any of those in their prime. Even then, only in the “terrible writing meets immature humor meets fake shock factor meets time wasting” sense. 3/10, rabbit hole not worth going down.