They look like something a Keebler elf would wear if they stopped focusing on making delicious fudge stripe cookies and instead tried to keep up with the elves across the tree.

Seriously, $300 + bucks for something my grandma could sow, AND she would put my name on it and she would look at them the way Santa looks at fudge stripe cookies.

PS – Kanye if you’re reading this, don’t you dare touch my cookies you son of a bitch.