I cannot tell you how many times I’ve come into a public bathroom and seen:

piss all over the floor in front of the toilet
piss ON the toilet seat
pubes fuckin everywhere
BOOGERS ON THE WALL AT ADULT MALE HEIGHT
SHIT on the BACK of the toilet seat
WHAT are you guys doing in the bathroom and WHY aren’t y’all cleaning up after yourselves?? Do you sit ALLLL the way back on the toilet so the shit gets on the seat? How does this happen? Fucking LOOK DOWN when you’re done and CLEAN THE FUCK UP AFTER YOURSELVES.

And stop picking your fucking noses and wiping them on the wall, you fucking cretins. JFC.