At my high school in Florida, the boys would have tournaments on who can spin their dicks the fastest. One day, this kid comes in and starts sweeping the competition. It’s between him and another guy and this dude’s dick got hard. So he switched his hand position to holding his dick like a bakugan ball, and started swinging the shaft back and forth. This pisstain then proceeded to nut on his opponents face. We never had a tournament after that