I argue because the internet is the gladiator’s dome of the modern era – and facts the sand on which we stand.

I argue because being right is one of the most valuable things a man can be. The truth shall set us free, George Washington once said.

I argue because for too long the elites, the wealthy, the rightoids, and the alphabet people have tried to suppress the sacred truths our civilization is rested upon.

I argue so kids out there won’t have to argue – so the mentally disabled don’t have to.

I argue to keep people such as yourself in check. Because without me, you’d feel free to shit all over the place, posting your unverified opinions, never challenged, convinced you’re right.

That’s why I argue, kid. So next time you want to show up and post bullshit memes like this (And slander the name of Dawkins with weaksauce) remember that people like me are out there, fact-checking the shit out of you. There’s nowhere you can hide, nothing you can say, nothing you can do that will deter me from this sacred duty.

Western civilization dies in darkness – misinformation the toxin that rots it from the inside out. Facts the anti-toxin, the candlelight by which it thrives.

Consider yourself on notice.