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button and turn on that notification bell so you’ll be the first to know when I post some brand new videos. Thanks again and please enjoy this new episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Are… you… ready… for… Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Oh, that’s right it’s time for another exciting round of the Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time on Cartoon Beatbox Battles we had a musical showdown between the two vigilantes Batman and the Black Panther! Batman’s performance caused me to have a headache *Grunt in the backround* I-in a good way from all the head banging, fire making, smack talking, and beatboxing, he proved that he was not only a master detective, but a master performer. But Balck Panther’s performance was smooth when he danced and beatboxed to his remix of “Smooth Criminal” while trash talking his opponent and adding backup vocals from the Dora Milaje, Black Panther showed us all he Wakanda likes to party. You guys voted, and Black Panther will be going on to the next round! Wakanda forever!
*sniff* Batman forever… HMMM? Uh uh um Wakanda forever. Today’s battle is going to be another scary one because both of these guys are scarier than my sixth grade teacher! In this corner weighing an astonishing nine hundred and eighty five pounds, and a height of six foot seven inches, he’s destroyed seven hundred and eighty four planets, has a golden gauntlet which grants him godlike powers and is on a personal mission to balance the universe )Which I didn’t know needed balancing..). He is the dark lord, the mad titan, today we have… Thanos! What’s wrong boy? Scared? Uh, *gulp* yeah. Don’t worry, today I focus on different prey. Alright, uh in that corner weighing a ridiculous one thousand eight hundred and fifteen pounds, and a height of eight foot nine inches, born a god with immortality, he has superhuman strength, can shoot image beams out of eyes and is on a quest to conquer the entire universe, now I’m a little more nervous that he’s here, he is the god of evil, lord of apocalypse, today we have, Darkseid! So you’re the famous Thanos? Hmph. And you’re… I’m sorry, I never heard of you. Oh you’ll remember me. After I beat you and take that gauntlet. I would love to see you try. Ummmm guys? You know, this is just supposed to be a beatbox battle right? Well, you could look at it like it’s another way to embarrass your opponent before you finish him off! Agreed. Great.. uh, Thanos you’re up first if that’s cool with you. You might want to get out of the way, boy. Sure! No problem, no problem. Okay, here we go in three, two, one, go! BM sa a sa e BM BM na a nos da a BM sa e BM dos BM sa a BM BM sa a sa e BM BM na a nos sa a BM sa e BM da a Y’all gon make me act fool, up in here, up in here, y’all gon make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here, y’all gon make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here, y’all gon make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here. Why should I battle a crusty old man, when you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan? You’re lucky this is only a beatbox battle, ‘cause in a real battle I will make you feel rattled. Look at him, he’s only got one planet. I got the whole galaxy under my dependence. You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die, as you realized, destiny arrives. Y’all gon make me da a prrr da a pheee yibby bwah a da et a prrrrr da drrrrr fika fika y’all gon make me da a prrrrr fika pheee dibbity ba a ba a et a prrrr da drrrr fika fika y’all gon make me da a prrrr fi ti pheeee yibbity ba a ba a b et a prrrrr da drrrr fika fika y’all gon make me da a prrrrrr et a pheeee yibbity ba a ba et aprrr da drrr fika fika BM sa a sa e BM BM na a nos da a BM sa e BM dos BM sa a et a BM BM sa a sa e BM BM na a nos da a BM lemme show you how to scratch it et u da e BM sa a pe e eta du u pata be e ata BM sa a putu pur prrrr da drrrrr fika fika BM sa a ete etu pa a utu da a BM either way destiny still arrives. BEWWWWW. Man, what a heavy performance by Thanos. Any comments, Darkseid? Oh? That was his actual round? I thought he was still warming up. So eager to die. Waitwaitwait um, let’s see what he can do first, yes? Fine, I’ll let him embarrass himself before I destroy him. He’s gonna cry, so let’s make sure give him these when I’m finished. Umph! Umm. MM. *snaps* *gasps* Aahhh. Okay… let’s get it started in three, two, one, go! Bmm hm bmm hm bmm hmm ba no no no bwo ho bwo ho bwo ho ba ne ne ne ne beh heh beh heh beh heh be new new new no bew be bew bew bew I’m the Darkseid. Bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm ne ne ne ne ne bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm na nu nu nu nu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm me me me me me bew ba nue badu bewm I’m the Darkseid. Bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm nu nu nu nu nu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm nu nu nu nu nu bmm ba bewm bew bew. As I walk through the valley of your bad breath, I think the purple-faced Barney forgot that I’m the best. You wanna be down but you can’t be. I was born a god,while you were born a flea. Tryna look like Michael with only one glove, when I rip it off you’ll be in the back of ya base beggin “Please don’t hurt me man!” And that’s when I slap you with your own hand. You’ll be spending most your life livin in the Darkseid paradise. You’ll be spending most your life livin in the Darkseid paradise. A du da da. You’ll be spending most your life livin in the Darkseid paradise. Pull be spending most your life livin in the Darkseid paradise. Etu etu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm no na nu na nu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm ba no no no no bewm ba bewm ba du boom I’m the Darkseid. Bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm ba nu nu nu nu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm ba nu nu nu nu bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm hmm bmm bew ba bew did da bew bew Darkseid. BEWWWWM. Woah.. that was pretty dark.. Darkseid. Indeed, but now it is time to get down to business. Yes, after that pathetic performance this might be the only way for you to redeem yourself. WAIT! You guys can’t fight in here! Why not?! Uhh, because there’s not enough room for you guys to display your full power? He’s right. Let’s settle this on the moon. Agreed. Okay.. let us know down below which one of these characters you guys think won the battle. Thank you for watching Cartoon Beatbox Battles, I’m Verbalase, I’m gonna go hide.