Oh my goodness you’re so funny and original! Here, please take all of my money, and my car. You know what? Just fuck my girlfriend because I’ll never achieve this humor level. Please slap her ass like I’m slapping my knee rn. Actually I’m gonna call every woman I know so you can impregnate them with your funny genes because you are the funniest person of all time. I can’t think of anyone else who’s near your level… This is taking too long. The King of Comedy cannot wait until the women arrive, so just whip it out and I’ll suck you off right here. Fuck you’re so funny, I’ll even tickle your balls. I know your dick is huge because you’re hunglarious. Oh my science I’m still laughing so hard that I’m gonna choke to death when I swallow your load because you’re just that witty. The sacrifice will be worth it though 💀