(From https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/e5ooaw/a_beautiful_paragraph/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Your toes look like fat distorted
eggplants that only the lowest of
vermin would consider humanoid in
nature. As their malformities are so
grotesque they make hogs, who roll
in their own excrement as pleasure,
recoil in horror as your feet exude a
putrid stench so foul it is
indescribable. To describe the
stench would not only induce vomit
from my gullet, but cause
irreversible pain as the memory
itself is enough to drive a grown
man to end his life.