Well, you aren’t. Idiots like you could never really achieve “humor”, unlike intellectuals like me. You’re too busy writing stupid jokes on the internet to realize your wife is probably getting fucked by some vegan soyboy. Yeah, thats right, you’re a cuck. Cry about it, snowflake. Though I doubt you care, you probably fantasize about cock in your ass every night. You probably dream about big, strong men stroking your torso while they pleasure you. Yeah, you probably would just love for a man like myself to dominate you… to feel a man’s touch. You dream about leaving your loveless marriage to run away with a man who truly cares about you, and knows what your body wants. You feel like you are in a broken society. You love your wife. Really, you do… but you are not sexually attracted to her. You never have been. But now that you have 2 kids, it feels inescapable. You have the perfect life. A beautiful wife, 2 children in college. One in law school, the other in med school. Your daughter is getting married soon. She’ll probably love her husband and he’ll love her… unlike this false marriage that you have lied your whole way through. You would never cheat on your wife, but the touch of a man is all you really want. So tempting. You know your wife would understand, but how would the kids feel? To know their dad never truly loved their mother in the way a husband should? You feel like a failure. What will other people think? Yeah… thats how you feel… you cuck



This copypasta was originally written by u/Teen-Dovahkiin