Uhh-uhh-UHH! Can’t touch me!
Can’t touch me – juh-juh-juh-juh
Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister’s teat, can’t touch me!

You can’t touch me!
[What in god’s name is he doing?]
You can’t touch me!
[I believe that’s the worm]
STOP, Peter Time!

I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don’t like it?
Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let’s all do the bump

Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can’t touch me!

I’m Presidential Peter, interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It’s Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter
Let’s see Regis rap this way! Can’t touch me