The feeling I get when I close the breadbox door on my finger is amazing. Every tiny crunch the door makes gives me the feeling of power over it. The way my finger slowly tingles after every door close makes my life more alive and energetic. The way the slow tingling sensation radiates across my finger almost makes me have a orgasum if I’m not careful, it feels like snorting crack out of a straw used to drink Sprite. Feeling the breadcrumbs in the door hinge as I open the door makes my heart jump with glee, I just love how it sounds and feels, the breadcrumbs add so much personality to the door itself. Seeing the inside of the breadbox fill up with crumbs makes me happy too, everytime it’s used it gains more personality. All of this is great, however the slow tingling sensation it gives me when I slam the breadbox door onto my finger is above all, and will remain that way. I love my breadbox. And it loves me.