My doctor has a massive crush on me.
Dr. Pepper can never hold it in. Every time I open him up, he just spills all over me. Like, it gets all over my hands. I can’t do anything about it, either. I can just close him back up very quickly, edging him. Though, that sometimes makes it worse. I only do this for him because I need the money to pay off my college debt. Dr. Pepper doesn’t last long at all. It’s still something to get me by in life.