I’m certain anyone who is actually mad at these people either: 1.own a retail clothing store in which case being mad at these people is totally justified and understandable because now they’ll always be worried about how much jizz is actually on their consumer goods… maybe they should call them cumsumer goods now, eh? Eh? Oh fuck you, that wasn’t as bad as you made it out to be, you crusty jizz skirt.
2.are jealous virgins mad that these good looking people are fucking and they gotta jerk off sans lotion cuz mom forgot to pick up some jergens at Albertsons the other day… oh and wouldn’t you know it, the wifi is down again cuz the universe fucking hates them so much that not only is it actively preventing them from getting laid but it won’t even allow them a proper jerkin of their gherkin right now! For the love of Elon Musk! How is a teenager/creep/spazz in 2020 supposed to yank out some knuckle children without internet porn?Use their imagination?! PFFF! Their ancestors did not kill a bunch of people in some war for them to jerk off to the “memory” of glimpsing some side boob at the beach last summer. Whomever downvoted my other 2 comments are probably the jealous virgins I mentioned in one of my comments. Actually, I know they are. I can literally smell your virginity over the internet. It reeks of desperation, axe body spray and layer upon layer of dried cum fused to the palms of your hands… you gotta stop jerking off into your hands and then just… holding it until its dried into a crust. Look, if you want, I’ll come over to your house(s) and beat the shit outta you until you’re in a coma and you can just stay in the coma till… idk, your late 20s? Hopefully by then you’re not such pathetic tools, or at least will be able to make enough money to start paying hookers to give you a peepee touch whenever you need one…. Edit: that’s right virgins, just keep downvoting me safely hidden behind anonymity, proving me right again and again. Next thing you should do is report me to the mods because that’ll show me! Then you’ll have your precious sub all to yourself and I’ll be forced to log off and go fuck my hot girlfriend. Or maybe it’s your mother whom I mentioned in my other comment? Maybe I’m Javier and maybe I know what you do in your room when the wifi is down. Maybe your mom knows now too because I told her. Maybe we’re considering, and yes its we now son, boarding school or military academy. Personally, I prefer framing you for a felony, let the criminal justice system have at you for 5-10 years. Or maybe I’m you, you are me. We are each other and together, we form ourself. That might be the most correct “maybe” because I absolutely hate the fuck out you and we know how much we hate yourself. Since I hate you and your are me then I hate me and me must be you. Get it?