Shaking my fucking head I opened those links at work. Not only did I have to stop what I was doing, but I also had to start furiously masturbating to release my sexual urges I have no control over. To make matters worse, by boss walked by and saw me jerking off and startled me so my phone was tossed into the air and landed face up on the floor of the break room for everyone else to see. Now the whole god damn floor is masturbating at the same time and it’s all your fault 🖕