how to become jonathan:



Step 1.

Cover yourself in Oil

Step 2

Oil floats on blood

3.Step 3

Become renowned throughout translyvania for having a cock that can withstand a vampiress Blowjob because of step 1 Oil.

4.Step 4

Let USA Know you covered yourself in Oil.

Step 5.Usa Attack, Translyvania Defend.

5A.USA wins.

Ask them to Imprison Mavis with you in jail too and have fun for life

5B.Translyvania wins.

Ask Dracula to give you his daughter in exchange of never coming back to translyvania anytime later.

Step 6

haha jonathan you are banging my daughter

and last but the most important

shit some toothpaste