In the first Walmart, in the first checkout. When the cashiers first scanned, one stood. Suffocated by the carbon dioxide of a mask, her soul blistered by the skateboarding tricks of kids and angered beyond reason, she chose the path of perpetual stupidity. In her ravenous hatred she found no manager, and with boiling blood she scoured across Circle K seeking vengeance against the employees that had not given her a discount on her expired coupon. She wore the crown of r/Publicfreakout, and those who tasted the bite of her bad reviews on Yelp named her, Karen Eternal.