I don’t just have a magnum dong you IMBECILE, I have the biggest magnum dong in the west. You fool. When erected it’s bigger than the Eiffel tower. How dare you try and insult me? It’s so big, I could swing at you and knock you into outer space. You cuck. You absolute retard. MY DONG IS THE BIGGEST THERE IS. There is no doubt about it. I have the biggest fucking dong. In the world. I bet you feel silly now, do you not? Hah, I can feel the embarrassment easing from you as you got this simple fact wrong. Pathetic. You are by FAR the dumbest person alive. Good day to you, you dumb bitch. Remember: My magnum dong is the biggest in the world!