I’m about to send so many death threats your way it’s not even funny. I’m going to get all of reddit to bully you into fucking suicide. And is that an emoji? Holy shit, you are the fucking Antichrist! And now you’re saying that you like Fortnite? Oh sweet Keanu Chungus almighty, you’re a fucking normie! And of course you use Instagram, you mongoloid. I’m going to get reddit to murder the CEO of whatever company you work at. A full army of smelly neckbeards is going to show up at your goddamn house and slice you in half with their katanas, that they have received from breathtaking Keanu Reeves himself. Oh, fuck, you’re like 6? Your parents will be relieved when you’re not around anymore, you stupid fucking waste of space. It’s called natural selection, and if you were an intellectual and looked at r/dankmemes, you’d know that. I, of course, am a superior lifeform. Why? I dedicate all of my time to sitting around and bullying kids who I disagree with to suicide. It’s so wholesome 100!