I couldn’t believe it when I first saw it, but there he was just waltzing through the streets with no secret service detail or anything. He’d approach people seemingly at random and just start choking them, while everybody watched on, paralyzed by fear. After they were good and dead, he’d write a quick line in this big red book he kept inside his jacket, then continue on his way. I followed him for 45 minutes before I lost him going down an alleyway, but in that time I counted at least 26 murders and not a single time did anyone try to fight back or help. The only evidence he’d ever even been there at all was a light orange dusting around his victim’s throats, and a red trucker hat that seemed to materialize within ten feet of each crime scene. This truly has become MAGA country.