The movie’s lost, but fortunately, there’s an album cover out there with John Lennon’s dick out. So, if you stare at that for 42 minutes, it’s essentially the same thing as watching this film.

Which is what I did.

So, having had 42 minutes to digest Lennon’s penis, here are my thoughts:

First off, it seems to be in that relaxed stage between flaccid and erect; it doesn’t hang limply from his crotch, but rather stands firm and angled (about 75 degrees), without being rigid or thin-enough to be considered “erect.” It’s also clearly uncut. So, with all of that in mind, let us proceed.

From what can be observed, the foreskin’s opening extends outwards around the hole, giving his penis hole the appearance of a crater. Furthermore, the thin covering of the hood draws attention to the glans border, where it stands out as a subtle bump through an otherwise smooth shaft. Indeed, his foreskin is smooth.

The black and white photography really accentuates the mass of pubes at his crotch, making it seems as though his genitals are rising out of a black hole. However, while it may be the angle of the shot in relation to the angle of the penis, his ballsack looks a lot like just one central testicle, nor does it seem to hang from the crotch either, which is all fairly distracting.

Because of the far distance of the subject and the choice to use black-and-white photography, it’s hard to make out anything else which I could describe. In any case, John Lennon’s penis is nothing special: the black pube hole is neat, and the foreskin is dynamic, but beyond all of that, there isn’t much else there to make his penis stand out.