A long, long time ago in a Steamy, Steamy galaxy…

After leaving the crunchy planet Pluto, a group of Geys fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a mexican, space Venezuela.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Dyl Doe, a moist Joe capable of Succin d and even succin c.

Terrified, a spicy Tate known as Bute Wheule flees the Empire, with her protector, Fisto ProgrammedForYourPleasure.

They head for Timbuktu on the planet Pluto. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. ProgrammedForYourPleasure uses his Steamy oof to defend Bute.

ProgrammedForYourPleasure and Tate Bute decide it’s time to leave Pluto and steal a boatmobile to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of faggos. ProgrammedForYourPleasure is attacked and the Tate is captured by the faggos and taken back to Timbuktu.

ProgrammedForYourPleasure must fight to save Tate Bute but when he accidentally unearths an ecclesiastical Garfeild, the entire future of the Steamy, crunchy galaxy is at stake.