Oh wow! You had GOLD! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Obtaining gold is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively witty, decently connected, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of Reddit. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to “fucking desperate for at least a few reasons”) giver and managed to somehow perform the act of getting gold with them! WOW! This his literally only been taking place since TWO THOUSAND FUCKING NINE! WOW! Except guess what, you probably just reposted… which means you failed at submitting unique content which is an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.