PEACHES. their stupid fucking shape and texture!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY FLUFFY???? WHY ARE THEY HAIRY????? who the FUCK decided to make them hairy and ASS SHAPED??? WHICH FUCKER UP IN HEAVEN WAS FEELING FRISKY???? and WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY CALLED PEACHES!!!!! the word does NOT feel right. WHO DECIDED THIS. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS??? there is absolutely NO fruit worse than fucking peaches. they’re an abomination to society and should NOT exist. what fucking use do they have??? when has ANYONE ever said peaches were their favourite fruit???? NOBODY. NO SANE PERSON SAYS THAT. fuck peaches.