As I strolled through the aisles of Walmart, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation. I had taken a Xanax earlier in the day and it was starting to take effect, making me feel relaxed and carefree.
I wandered around the store, grabbing random items off the shelves and tossing them into my cart. I felt like I was on top of the world, completely unconcerned with the people around me.

At one point, I found myself standing in the middle of the store, with a sudden urge to let loose and have some fun. Without hesitation, I reached down and pulled out my dick, waving it around for everyone to see.
People stared at me in shock and disbelief, and a security guard quickly came over to try and escort me out of the store. I resisted, trying to fight him off, but he was able to overpower me and drag me out into the parking lot.
The next day, I decided to go back to Walmart and try my luck again. This time, I made sure to wash my dick thoroughly before leaving the house.

As I walked through the aisles with my dick out, the security guard from the day before recognized me and came over to talk. He complimented me on the cleanliness of my dick and even allowed me to continue shopping with it still out.

The incident quickly became the talk of the town, and it wasn’t long before it was featured on the local news. Walmart, surprisingly, loved the publicity and even decided to change the name of the store to “Dickmart” as a marketing stunt.
They rebranded the entire store, changing the logo and signage to feature a cartoon of a smiling penis. They also changed all of the products they sold to be dick-related, with items like “Dick-shaped pasta” and “Penis-shaped cookies” lining the shelves.

I became the official mascot of the store, appearing in commercials and advertisements. The attention and popularity that I gained from the incident made me a millionaire, and I moved into a luxurious mansion shaped like a giant penis. I even changed my first name to Richard to celebrate the way in which I became famous.