I’m sorry for saying “you can’t see me” while at a school for the blind.

I’m sorry for not feeding my dogs for a week just so I could film them eating each other.

I’m super sorry for screaming “gross poor people” while at a soup kitchen

I’m super duper sorry for running up to the pope stealing his hat and saying look at me in the pope now

I’m sorry for going to a funeral and screaming wakey wakey eggs and baked at the casket

I’m sorry for smashing or passing on victims of the titanic

I’m sorry for dabbing at the tomb of the Unknown soldier

I am sorry for tweeting haha ew just met the ugliest fan, but in my defense she was very hard to look at

I’m sorry for running up to various homeless people and screaming go home

I need to apologize for putting stairs on all of the wheelchair ramps

I’m sorry I called all your moms fat I’m sorry for killing the last Siberian tiger

I’m sorry for poisoning the Gotham city water supply

I’m sorry for shining a laser pointer at the eyes of a school bus driver

I’m sorry for monetizing my previous apology video

I’m sorry for running up to old women and screaming you’re next while holding the obituaries

I’m sorry for mailing live ants to my subscribers

I’m sorry for going to Italy and screaming why you no speaka de English at the locals

I’m sorry for killing Santa Claus so that I could become the next Santa Claus in accordance with the Santa Clause