Thy hog crawled beneath thy high fence. Steam hissed from thy broken valve. Thy hog openth its mouth and almightily roared “how great thou art”. And in one fell swoop the world submitted to its greatness. Thy hog fell off thy cliff and became Superhog. It swooped into the air while grunting “how great thou art” repeatedly. All life forms across the world were so shocked they died and thy hog became the everlasting ruler. Thy Endeth